useless trivia: What Word Means: Bizarre?

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"If I'm not back in five minutes, ----------------."- Ace Ventura, Pet Detective?

"If it weren't for --------------, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."- George Gobel?

"If it weren't for -------------- I'd have no sex life at all."- Rodney Dangerfield?

"I can never forgive God for having created the ----------."- Peter Ustinov?

"I can see clearly now ... that I was wrong in not acting more decisively and more forthrightly in dealing with ---------------... "- Richard Nixon?