Misc: what's the most extensively grown and eaten food?

Questions

A man's beard grows fastest when he ______?

A Maryland t-shirt slogan that parodied 'virginia is for lovers' read what?

A member of the largest group of algae in the golden algae phylum?

A mind-boggingly stupid, but very very ravenous, animal?

A mustelidae family member is a(n)....?