Misc: 13 people a year are killed by ---------- machines falling on them?

Questions

Name the Song: "...I took myself out a nice cold beer..."?

Name this tune: "...open up your fruitcakes..."?

On the 9 1/2 Weeks soundtrack, the song that mentions Chicken McNuggets.?

The name of Weird Al's parody of Rico Suave.?

This band contains members Eric Bloom, Donald Roser, Allen Lanier, and 2 more.?