Misc: Who is the patron saint of writers?

Questions

hitchhiker guide: the planet vacated by over fifteen million hairdressers, tv producers, etc.?

hitchhiker guide: they write the third worst poetry in the universe.?

junk food: coors, budweiser, miller, samuel adams, old milwaukee?

junk food: former u.s. president george bush's favorite junk food?

junk food: frozen dairy product in various flavors like chocolate, vanilla, strawberry?