Complete the simile: useless as a screen door on a __________?

Questions

"1,2,3,4,5,6,7, all good children go to heaven.."?

"Carve your number on my wall, and maybe you will get a call from me.."?

"I listen for your footsteps/Coming up the drive..."?

"If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the english rain.."?

"I'm filling the cracks that ran through the door"?