Musical Food: Name this tune: "...open up your fruitcakes..."?

Questions

there is a city called ---------- in every continent?

approximately ---------- canadians have their appendixes removed when not required, everyday?

approximately 16 canadians have their ---------- removed when not required, everyday?

---------- is an indian word meaning big village?

each month, there is at least one report of ---------- 's from each province of canada?